Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
