Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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