i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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