You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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