Your mouth is God's brothel.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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