problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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