Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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