4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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