I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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