do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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