Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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