What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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