Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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