Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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