Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Help. Why am I so naked?
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