found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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