He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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