thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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