Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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