So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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