My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
