he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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