how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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