The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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