And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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