high people should be assigned attendants
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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