it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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