your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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