is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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