I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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