And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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