i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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