You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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