If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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