I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Boobs speak an international language.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
