The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
birth control should be required to get into college
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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