Dual....:-)
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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