I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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