this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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