I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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