Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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