also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
