508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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