You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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