We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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