Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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