what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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