i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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