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He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
there was a trapeze. enough said
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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