oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
