I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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