Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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