your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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