I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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