seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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